December 2009
92 posts
Nice
You are really nice. Go and see Andy Whitlock for a private gig. Merry Christmas.
Dec 18th
21 notes
Nice
You have been nice, choose anybody to make you tea today. Merry Christmas!
Dec 17th
17 notes
Naughty
You have been very naughty. You have to kiss a partner at catch up. Merry Christmas.
Dec 17th
Nice
You have been nice. Demand a shop run from one of your table mates.
Dec 17th
Nice
You are really really nice. Go and see Rebbecca for a personalised love poem to your lover.
Dec 17th
Nice
You are nice, and awesome. Everbody at Poke must tweet you are AWESOME.
Dec 17th
Naughty
You are very naughty. You need to be disaplined. Drop and give me 20. Merry christmas soldier!
Dec 17th
Nice
You are so very nice, and so very pretty. You win a free photoshop beauty portrait. Go and sit for your portrait with Jason.
Dec 16th
Naughty
You have been naughty, you are the table bitch today. Make them tea, make them toast, make them happy. Merry Christmas.
Dec 16th
Naughty
You are naughty. Get on your hands and knees and crawl back to your desk.
Dec 15th
Naughty
You’ve been so very naughty. Go have a shot. Go have a shot right now. Weel, what are you waiting for?
Dec 14th
Naughty
You’ve been so naughty you don’t deserve a proper chair. It’s a visiter’s chair for you today.
Dec 14th
Naughty
You have been very naughty. You have to kiss a partner at catch up. Merry Christmas.
Dec 12th
Naughty
You wicked thing. You have been so naughty you have to make everyone in the office a cup of tea. Merry Christmas!
Dec 11th
Nice
You are really nice, so today you have an extra birthday. Everyone must bring you a present. Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas.
Dec 11th
Naughty
You naughty person. To make up for all your bad doings, you have to groom Nik Roopes beard. Merry Christmas moron.
Dec 11th
Naughty
Give yourself a smack in the face, that’s right, a big old smack in the gob. That’s because you’ve been naughty. Merry christmas fuck nuts.
Dec 11th
Nice
You are nice, and awesome. Everbody at Poke must tweet you are AWESOME. Merry Christmas!
Dec 11th
Naughty
You are very naughty. You need to be disaplined. Drop and give me 20. Merry christmas soldier!
Dec 11th
Nice
You are really nice. Go and see Andy Whitlock for a private gig. Merry Christmas.
Dec 11th
Nice
You have been nice, choose anybody to make you tea today. Merry Christmas!
Dec 11th
Nice
You have been nice. Demand a shop run from one of your table mates.
Dec 11th
Nice
You are really really nice. Go and see Rebbecca for a personalised love poem to your lover.
Dec 11th
Nice
You are nice, and awesome. Everbody at Poke must tweet you are AWESOME.
Dec 11th
Naughty
You naughty naughty thing. You are runner for a day. Merry Christmas.
Dec 11th
Nice
You are so nice. Just for today, you can use the client tea cups. Merry Christmas.
Dec 11th
Nice
You are so very nice, and so very pretty. You win a free photoshop beauty portrait. Go and sit for your portrait with Jason.
Dec 11th
Naughty
You have been naughty, you are the table bitch today. Make them tea, make them toast, make them happy. Merry Christmas.
Dec 11th
Nice
You are not just nice, you’re lovely. Today you can have a free hug from anyone as many times as you want.
Dec 11th
Nice
You have been so nice this year, you get to cut in front of any pokers in the lunch queue.
Dec 11th
Naughty
You are naughty. Get on your hands and knees and crawl back to your desk.
Dec 11th
Naughty
You naughty person. You have to do a shop run for the whole office NOW!
Dec 11th
Nice
Oh my, you are nice, get a high five from gavin. Merry Christmas!
Dec 11th
Naughty
You’ve been so very naughty. Go have a shot. Go have a shot right now. Weel, what are you waiting for?
Dec 11th
Naughty
You’ve been so naughty you don’t deserve a proper chair. It’s a visiter’s chair for you today.
Dec 10th
Naughty
You have been very very naughty, go and buy a chocolate from the store and give it to your table mates.
Dec 10th
Naughty
What a naughty person. You make me sick. Go and hug Dom O’Neil for 20 seconds. Merry Christmas sicko.
Dec 10th
Nice
You are really nice, so today you have an extra birthday. Everyone must bring you a present. Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas.
Dec 10th
Naughty
You wicked thing. You have been so naughty you have to make everyone in the office a cup of tea. Merry Christmas.
Dec 10th
Nice
You are so nice you deserve a present. Have a quick peak in the box on Iain’s desk to find your prize.
Dec 10th
Naughty
You have been very naughty. You have to kiss a partner at catch up. Merry Christmas.
Dec 10th
Naughty
Naughty naughty naughty. You have to sit with Chris Meachin at lunch and listen to him educate you all about aviation.
Dec 10th
Nice
You are nice. And have great taste. You get to chose the pub after catch up. Merry Christmas!
Dec 10th
Nice
Such a nice person. You could do with some special music. Go and look above the Hostler on the awards shelf.
Dec 10th
Nice
You are nice, and awesome. Everbody at Poke must tweet you are AWESOME. Merry Christmas!
Dec 10th
Naughty
You wicked thing. You have been so naughty you have to make everyone in the office a cup of tea. Merry Christmas.
Dec 10th
Nice
You have been extra nice all year. You deserve a nice treat. Go and find one in the right hand drawer in the boardroom. Merry Christmas cowboy.
Dec 9th
Naughty
You are naughty. Get on your hands and knees and crawl back to your desk.
Dec 9th
Naughty
You naughty person. You have to do a shop run for the whole office NOW!
Dec 9th
Naughty
You are naughty. Really naughty. You’re fired. Send a mail to jokers begging for your job back. Merry Christmas loser.
Dec 9th